There’s this guy who eats at a local diner here called Empossible Eden. His name is Toby. I know this because I heard Em, the owner of the place, call him Toby one day. She said, “Hi, Toby.” So when I went in to have lunch there today, I said, “Hi, Toby,” and he said, “Do I know you?” He’s also got this pug dog that sits under his chair, with a harness that says Service Dog on it. It’s kinda plug-ugly, like him, and I also heard someone say, “Hi, Cooper” to the dog, so I knew the dog’s name was Cooper.