Things I’ve Learned about Life from Watching Soap Operas

On average, people marry and divorce the same partner twelve times.

Weddings and holidays last three days.

Two people having a conversation each face the same way. Or they walk all around the room, separately, as they talk.

After having a conversation with somebody in the other person’s house, a person will leave, close the door behind them, and then stand there for a while mulling over the conversation they just had.